Good English please...

Mr. M 最近換了聯絡方式
可能是被他發現... 他的來電我都沒接 所以現在他只发短訊
他的短訊真讓我啼笑皆非!
'This few days you very tire?'
我忍不住在朋友的建議下回复: 'Me no very tire'
他竟然沒發覺我的英語爛斃了, 還繼續說到...
'At your office building got any temperature scanning? Now everywhere look like very anxiety. Just now I pass over this ABC building also need to scan.'

暈倒!!!